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Angst and Delierium among the Pomegrante trees.

ISHMAEL IS DRIVEN OUT

Name:
smokeythecommie
Birthdate:
26 March
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One night I was camping outside my Seattle home in a pup tent. Tucked away in my He-man sleeping bag, I began to slowly sense that I was starving to death. Out of desperation, I used my Boy Scout pocket knife to rip open my Stretch Armstrong and consumed the bitter corn syrup inside for survival. Remembering afterwards that I was in my backyard only served to sharpen the edge on the intense feeling of stupidity that ensued as I rushed into the kitchen and called the nearest poison control center.

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